What to do when the FBI storms your neighbor's house

The first thing you should do when seven armed men in body armor kick in your neighbor's door is to locate your two-and-a-half year old child and hide him/her behind the thickest wall available. Then wait for the yelling and screaming in Spanish to subside. At that point one should wonder if one were going to be able to leave one's house to get to work.

You might then peek through the kitchen shades and see your neighbors in their backyard against the wall, being questioned, searched, or handcuffed, but you might feel apprehensive about them SEEING you see them, so you might also quickly close the shade and move to the living room.

Next, you should ask the officers if it is safe to proceed from your house. When you go to do this you should notice the huge fleet of unmarked Suburbans, sedans, and other nondescript vehicles.

You should then consider being worried that maybe your neighbors will think YOU called the police/FBI/ATF. You have always wondered why strange men come to visit and "help with stuff", but you assumed that was just normal "big family stuff".

To wrap up, please just say no to drugs. Crime doesn't pay.




Real life IS stranger than fiction.


Read up on your Miranda rights, people.